Dimwitocrats THE DEMOCRAT PARTY'S MANIFESTO 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by lack of Federal funding. 2. You have to believe that the school system that can't teach a fourth grader how to read is some how the best qualified to teach those same children all about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists. 4. You have to believe there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by Americans driving SUVs. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. 8. You have to believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that the U.S. Military, not evil and tyrannical regimes, start wars. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitut ion, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain pa rts of the Constitution. 13. You have to beli eve that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we have been subjected to since our founding. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. (I've got news for you. It has never worked because the RIGHT people have been in charge.) 18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and sex offender belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York Minute (if you could). 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States. 21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country, and want these values instilled in our young children. 22. You have to believe in MOB RULE and not RULING THE MOB (The Republican way). 23. You must not listen to Rush Limbaugh. 24 Trade Unions and Trial Lawyers are our strength and power. 25 The Main Stream Media and Hollywood are our propagandists. 26- FEMINISTS and GAYS are the men of our party. 27- The Terri Schiavo case proves we and a two-timing husband have more power than GOD and 2 loving parents. 28 WE HAVE TO CUT & RUN FROM IRAQ BECAUSE IF THE U.S. HELPS THEM WIN - WE LOSE. 29 WE AND THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA MUST NEVER LET THE TRUTH ABOUT TWA FLIGHT 800 (www.cashill.com) ANDTHE ARKANSAS PRISON TO CANADA BLOOD SCANDAL ( www.factor8movie.com) TO GET OUT TO RUIN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION. 30 You must remember the immortal word's of our Uncle Joe Stalin - "IT'S NOT WHO VOTES THAT COUNTS - BUT WHO COUNTS THE VOTES." . 31 LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE ARE THE PARTY FOR THE LOSERS IN LIFE AND WE(The Elitists -ie- Kerry or Soros) CAN ONLY KEEP OUR POWER BY KEEPING THEM THERE. 31 You have to swear to the : THE DEVIL'S CODE HIS HEART DOES NOT EXIST HE SPEAKET H WITH A FORKED TONGUE HIS STRENGTH UPHOLDS THE WICKED HIS SWORD SLAYS THE DEFENSELESS HIS WRATH UNDOES THE INNOCENT ' BUT NOT TO THE: THE KNIGHT'S CODE HIS HEART KNOWS VIRTUE HIS TONGUE SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH HIS STRENGTH UPHOLDS THE WEAK HIS SWORD DEFENDS THE HELPLESS HIS WRATH UNDOES THE WICKED THIS WAS THE OATH OF A FIGHTER PILOT. Keep forwarding and add more PS-THE COWBOY AND FIGHTER PILOT IS AMERICA’S VERSION OF OLD EUROPE’S CHIVALRY AND KNIGHTHOOD. PSS - BOBBY KENNEDY WAS KILLED BY SIRHAN SIRHAN A PALESTINIAN AND POPE JOHN PAUL WAS ATTEMPTED TO BE KILLED BY ALI MEHMET AGCA A TURKISH MUSLIM. THIS STARTED IN 1968. HOW SOON WE FORGET. PSSS -PASS THIS ON TO 1000 FRIENDS OR 1000 TIMES TO ONE DEMOCRAT PSSSS - I JUST FOUND OUT MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A REPUBLICAN - WHATA GREAT DAY 0A MR BIL PS THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT THE ELITISTS VERSUS THE COMMON FOLKS